Hi.

If you're lame and use IE, you won't see the graphics below. They're in .ico format, and IE doesn't like that. I'm far too lazy to change it, so just suffer. I tried to fix it, but it didn't want to be fixed, so just suffer. Switch to Firefox already. If you're stubborn and/or stupid and don't want to upgrade to a far superior animal, just move your mouse around above the words until the cursor changes to the finger and click, you loser. All the while, however, I want you to feel shame. SHAME.


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The Chrissary also now features the Tool Equivalency Theorem, for those of you wondering why Jay and I call each other 'Black & Decker' a lot.

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