Random news items:

- Monday, 11 July 2005 - New quotes, new Chrissary item. Same as it ever was.

- Tuesday, 28 June 2005 - Quote plus a couple new items for the Chrissary. Per usual.

- Sunday, 19 June 2005 - I'm such a liar. New quote, plus several new entires for the Chrissary. I'm considering adding a section to keep the bodily-function entries and other generally obnoxious things segregated. Y'know, for the faint of heart.

- Tuesday, 14 Jun 2005 - More items for the Chrissary and a couple of new quotes. I added that "Things I Learned At Faire" page, too. It's here.

- Thursday, 6 Jun 2005 - Small quotes update. Also, more things added to the Chrissary. Finally, Svennurabi's Code of Laws was updated once again with the two I'd forgotten. In other news, this is likely my last update from the old box. With a little luck and some patience on my part, I'll have all this nonsense ported over to my new box.

- Saturday, 21 May 2005 - Small quotes update. Just one. But it's a good one. Also, revealed here for the first time since their discovery in an ancient Swedish cave, Svennurabi's Code of Laws! Marvel, you fools! In other news, the Chrissary is finally online. I'll flesh it out more as I think of other stupid things I frequently say.

- Sunday, 27 Mar 2005 - Quotes update again.

- Tuesday, 1 Mar 2005 - Big things are coming. Makes you wonder, don't it? (This was later proven to be a lie.)

- Tuesday, 18 Jan 2005 - I'm putting up a Media section for some of my kah-ray-zee videos. Until I get that together, the infamous Office Monkey is here. Also, if anyone knows a way to force web browsers to accept the newest version of pages (so I don't have to tell people to always refresh when they come in here) rather than having to manually refresh, let me know.

- Sunday, 16 Jan 2005 - Quotes page updated again. I don't know what you people see in that quotes page.

- Saturday, 6 Nov 2004 - If you think you've got something worthy of my mighty Quotes Page, email that shit to me. I'll even consider giving credit where credit is due. Anything submitted becomes sole property of me, though, so don't get too attached to anything. Even if you did say it in the first place. Also, I assume no responsibility for submissions trashed because they aren't as funny as you think they are. Or submissions edited to make them funnier. Don't bitch - you're achieving Internet immortality/notoriety/whatever. And it's free!